Wholesome birthday gift!

I bet yours are amazing already then. ;)

Flattery will get you everywhere. ;)

Even to Bear Mountain?

Only if you be comin' round the Mountain. ;)

It's time to stop

The downthumbing sprees?
Awesome!

The cringe

I agree.
Mass downthumb spam is pretty cringey behaviour.

Dicklydick is lecturing about cringe? On a website full of immature usernames? I have been thoroughly chastened! What other wisdom might you depart, oh charming dicklydick?

Get a room

I own my own home, but thanks for the suggestion.