Wish you well, guys!

I doubt it

So, like, an apocalypse?

Fuck. I just found this... elsewhere and was going to post it here and you beat me to it. GG.

Like getting a boyfriend? I'll take that over any presents

Where you win the big race at the last second and all your rivals start to slow clap for you as they shrug off their grudges and realize your a pretty cool guy/gal and that love interest that you thought previously had boarded a plane for Dijbouti secretly didn't and they're here too, just clapping their asses off for you!

Hell naw. My anxiety ridden self is seeing way too many ways how it could go wrong.

No, my life has been going pretty good lately. I don't need any plot twists.

Nothing going horribly wrong would be the plot twist I'm waiting for

That's a curse. This is a cursed post.

May the last 4 months of 2017 just be over