I already hate you

I never know where to eat

I am actually straight

Not the worst kind of person. But close.

I drink my family members drinks in the fridge sometimes

Sometimes I "forget" to defrost the meat for dinner when I'm really tired and want an excuse to eat out. "Oh, no! Dinner will take a long time oooorrrrr we could eat out right now..."

if she gets curlies, I get reg, she gets reg, I go curly. Can't be trustin no sneak-thief.