How to avoid getting laid

Couldn't do it anyway. Too much of a decent person to do that.

Lady, you better move on cuz my lazy ass isn't available.

I look around for her freinds puting her up to it, keeping an eye out for the phone recording the video of the "sick prank burn" they are trying to pull that's going up on whatever the fuck social platform that's the most popular that day.

When that happens at 1am you're probably drunk and see her thru tequila goggles.

I wish this meme format had taken off more. I love it.

GetLaid.us :)