Smoothie

They got smoother roads in hollywood

I remember bullies would hold my head to the window as punishment

I used to do it because I liked it... it made my jaw tingle... then my ear drum... and then it got to the point where it was like tickling my ear canal all the way to the brain and i'd get a feeling similar to when you involuntary shake after a good whizz.

Not to mention the glass is filthy (or where I live it is)