Tweets about these tiny little-drunk 5 year olds are the best birth control

I think they're cute!

They're the best birth control. Nasty shitty little sqwauk monsters.

If you're an adult who's mortified by other adults knowing you have tampons in your bag, maybe you're not mature enough for kids yet.
–20-something husband/father who keeps tampons in his own bag, just in case.

Lot of these are reasons to have kids,

Fajitas are dank yo.

Some of us point out firetrucks regardless if kids are around haha :D