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Gimme your best roses are red poems
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· 6 years ago
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Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
Will you ever text me.
Cause no one texts me too.
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chakun
· 6 years ago
Either*
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deleted
· 6 years ago
The point is not grammatic correction. The point is the rhyme and too fave fun and there's something called Poetic License.
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chakun
· 6 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm a grammar Nazi, and I'm just fucking with you.
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deleted
· 6 years ago
Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
I am also a Grammar Nazi.
Just like you.
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mrfahrenheit
· 6 years ago
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
My color blindness
Just won't go away
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mrfahrenheit
· 6 years ago
Roses are red
Penguins are cool
That is all.
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cakelover
· 6 years ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got something nasty
And now so do you
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thecoolchristian
· 6 years ago
roses are red
violets are blu
this thread is shit
and so r u
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rosalinas
· 6 years ago
Roses are Red.
Violets are fucking purple
Get your head outta the nonsense puddle
Just bc it sounds cute, doenst mean it ...
Idk Im bad at rhyming
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fire_is_hot
· 6 years ago
Roses are Red
Violets are Red
Tulips are Red
Bushes are Red
Trees are Red
And so is your house
cause I lit it on Fire!
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lady_deadpool
· 6 years ago
Living up to your name aye
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thatguyyouknow
· 6 years ago
Um
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lady_deadpool
· 6 years ago
Roses are red
Here is something new
Violets are Violet
Not fucking blue
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mrfahrenheit
· 6 years ago
Roses are red
Some people adhere to dialectical materialism
Your poem right there
Was plagiarism
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mrfahrenheit
· 6 years ago
Roses are red
I have a good metabolism
It took me a while
To think of things rhyming with plagiarism
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lady_deadpool
· 6 years ago
Roses are red
That's a fact
Rules for the challenge where never made clear
So sorry for that my Fahrenheit dear
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thecoolchristian
· 6 years ago
Roses are red
You fucked up the rythym
Learn how to write poems
Pink Floyd rly likes prisms
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Violets are Blue.
Will you ever text me.
Cause no one texts me too.
I'm a grammar Nazi, and I'm just fucking with you.
Violets are Blue.
I am also a Grammar Nazi.
Just like you.
Violets are grey
My color blindness
Just won't go away
Penguins are cool
That is all.
Violets are blue
I've got something nasty
And now so do you
violets are blu
this thread is shit
and so r u
Violets are fucking purple
Get your head outta the nonsense puddle
Just bc it sounds cute, doenst mean it ...
Idk Im bad at rhyming
Violets are Red
Tulips are Red
Bushes are Red
Trees are Red
And so is your house
cause I lit it on Fire!
Here is something new
Violets are Violet
Not fucking blue
Some people adhere to dialectical materialism
Your poem right there
Was plagiarism
I have a good metabolism
It took me a while
To think of things rhyming with plagiarism
That's a fact
Rules for the challenge where never made clear
So sorry for that my Fahrenheit dear
You fucked up the rythym
Learn how to write poems
Pink Floyd rly likes prisms