The best insult I've seen all day

So damn true

or when everyone in the conversation is a piece of bread. Pretty much my conversations

Saddly, I am the damp bread, and no matter how hard I try I fail at being zesty. I usually come off as just plain weird.

When you're detailed and elaborate and their response is "K"
I deserve more than a damn K bucko

No worries.
I have the upper body strength born from carry entire humans around after they break.