Sounds too easy

You see, I have that
But I also have the worst personality so I don’t get far

Or you could just be rich

Really though, it’s not that difficult

HAHAHAHAHA no

The operative word being "Might"

Showering daily (or at least washing your hair daily) isn't necessary for most people though, every other day or something like that is actually healthier for most people's hair

Yeah but that's because you have a shit personality