Please god (or whoever you believe is up there controlling life)

Yes

They get one more facial hair

Cellulite spreads over more and more of their body.

Women would gain an inch to their clitoris.

Guest, how is that a bad thing?

Guest that would literally make sex way better for females

guest is innexperienced

They gain 20 lbs and lose an inch in height.

Guest is right.
Although I guess when you're done servicing her, you could always enjoy a rousing game of Double Dutch.