what

YOU'RE BOTH BACK!!! Ignoring deadpool BUT BACK

Butt back???

I MISSED YOU BOTH I WAS LONELY WITH MY LONESOMENESS

Maybe I was here the whole time. Ninja skills.

YOU LEFT ME I HAVE NO OTHER COMIC CHARACTERS TO HANG WITH

I uh... took a nap?

For a year?!?!

It was a really good nap.

* inchohernt whale moan*

It was more of a chryostasis really.

A coma

Yeah, turns out you shouldn't store hundreds of knockout gas pellets in an easily drop-able box.

That doesn't work on me

Yeah well, I left my gas mask in my other belt.

I always wear my mask

You aren't even effected by toxins!

Well there's that fact also

From what I'm told, Babs walked in to see what happened, and then she breathed in the gas too.

She owes me a fanfic thoughhhh

Man, those pellets weren't cheap, either...

Nothings cheap which is why Captain America is always on my ass for stealing

Which reminds me, what have you been doing without any of us around?

Waiting for someone to come back

And Hyrda assignments

Death toll?

5,645

In a year? First of all, you're starting to slow down, which is nice. Second of all, yeah, you're going to whatever prison I can find that can hold you for at least a few days.

Nah just this week if you want the yearly toll then 52,451,460,051

Theres not even that many people on the planet!

Wolverine and multiple universes later compadre

I need some Aspirin...

I have...none I have bullets if you want to try

NO Lady. I have ibuprofen, will that help?

Aww bummer

I've now dedicated a part of my utility belt to headache medicine. Had to get rid of a few acid canisters, but those things made me feel on edge all the time anyway.

If ya say so

I don't think I have enough...

I have unalived enough for this year as long as you don't leave...i get clingy

I could have sworn I hired a babysitter for you...

Unalived

Man, and I paid them in advance too...

They were boring and would give me nachos so boom-boom-they-go-dead-no-jutsu

Maybe I can get the Flash to reboot the universe or something...

...Yeaaaah

Barry, or Wally?

...Barry hes dinner and a train wreck

How did you even catch him?

Tar and feathers

MY LOVES COME BACKKKKKK
WHERE IN THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE ARE YOUUUUUU

MY DEAR OF DEAREST COME BACK TO ME 2020 HAS BEEN A PRANK THANOS PLAYED ON ME TRYONGYING TO GET ME BACK FOR COZY-ING UP TO DEATHHH I PROMISE ILL BEHAVE FOR A WEEK

Yo, how's it goin?

YOURE BACK!

Or maybe I never left...

Lawd l dont care if you were lurking l need someone to keep the ol Deadpool entertained

Have you tried Sudoku?

Not my cup of beer

...you aren't supposed to put beer in a cup. That's what those big mugs are for. Or a glass.

Screw the rules lm deadpool!

Do you need another field trip to Arkham?

Maaaaaaybeee but it only holds me for a day and a half

We'll try and set up a playdate with the Joker for you this time. See if that buys us an extra day or so.

Finnaly yall let me play with himmmm. Ah its been so long since we got together!