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Good luck trying to resell it without bringing the entire Pope over to exorcise it.

As opposed to like, half the pope? does he disassemble for easy storage?

Well, if the bones of saints are kept as holy relics, then the parts of the pope are probably holy as well. But it wouldn't be enough to bring only a severed hand, spleen, or toe. You need the whole pope.

As a person who grew up in a predominantly black and brown country then moved to a predominantly white place, I can tell you that that's mostly true

It was a good read. A bit sexist. But it was self-pointed sexism. So that's acceptable.

House is haunted, girl thinks its a good idea. Husband realizes it makes them part of the next Conjuring.