Can't argue with that logic 

Superhero Movie. The green guy is Drake Bell

Discount Batman VS Dollar Store Thor!

If they say titanium or electron, people will believe it can do just about anything.

Yeah it sounds sciency

Idea for men's razors: The blades are made from electrons filtered specifically from pure titanium.
Because men are idiots that'll buy anything.
Women's version: Have an allegedly talented celebrity subliminally sow doubt about the coarseness of the female consumer's pubes. Contrary to popular belief, you can make them any color.

They also smell like vanilla