Do not try this at home

The result will blow your mind!
And your microwave
And your house
And your face

Yeah, it's just natural selection, that's all

Gonna do it anyway.

Instructions unclear, created a new element.

DON'T!

Well they aren't completely wrong, it will kill the bacteria. Not so sure about the smell though.

**sniff, sniff**
Yup, smells like 4Chan.

There are idiots on here, ppl who might actually do this