This is your life now

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iccarus · 7 years ago · FIRST

i did this as a kid

i_ · 7 years ago

Pick up one of the purr machines and put it on your chest as you sleep. Then you also get to feel the purr.

kakaburra · 7 years ago

And its weight hindering your breathing a little.

i_ · 7 years ago

But you get to feel the purr

kakaburra · 7 years ago

And feel like you're slowly suffocating. But yes, purrs are lovely.

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deleted · 7 years ago

Flap the covers

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Be thankful it’s cats. If you upgrade to human Wife your slice of the bed actually decreases.

jaharien · 6 years ago

I have long since mastered the ability to channel my inner asshole. If someone parks in my spot there are consequences.

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