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iccarus
· 7 years ago
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i did this as a kid
i_
· 7 years ago
Pick up one of the purr machines and put it on your chest as you sleep. Then you also get to feel the purr.
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kakaburra
· 7 years ago
And its weight hindering your breathing a little.
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i_
· 7 years ago
But you get to feel the purr
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kakaburra
· 7 years ago
And feel like you're slowly suffocating. But yes, purrs are lovely.
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deleted
· 7 years ago
Flap the covers
pokethebear
· 7 years ago
Be thankful it’s cats. If you upgrade to human Wife your slice of the bed actually decreases.
jaharien
· 6 years ago
I have long since mastered the ability to channel my inner asshole. If someone parks in my spot there are consequences.
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