She deserved it for looking at your dick pic on the screen. She might as have stopped the car on the way to the mall just to blow some random guys in an alley if she's going to be cheating on her bf like that.
Oh, any number of things. In context of Funsubstance my major problem is that no matter how much absurdity or hyperbole I employ in a comment to make it obviously humor it is invariably taken as literal by multiple people.
This please needs a "this comment is supposed to be funny" flag or something to help out communication.
This please needs a "this comment is supposed to be funny" flag or something to help out communication.