Having a dad is too mainstream

Well he's dead so I guess they can keep the bones

You get bail money back as long as he goes to court so yeah but I’m have dog the bounty hunter make sure his ass doesn’t miss his court date

I’d still have a million dollars so yeah??

Depends on what he did

My dad told me he does everything just for me and my siblings, sooooooooo... see ya dad!

What if he was just taken in for public intoxication and he would get out the next night? I'd just make it up to him by giving him $20,000 the next day

Orchestrate his escape using my newly found funds and resources and set him up for life in a luxurious island that doesn't have one of those treaties where to deport your ass back to America so they can put you back in jail. It'll probably still be a hell of a lot cheaper than paying 24 mil

If bail is $24 million maybe he deserves to stay in prison