That feeling

"Did i hide the body well enough"

“Maybe those weren’t road bumps at the elementary school”

That's how i feel right now after waiting over a month to get my work visa for switzerland

"Was that red liquid surely just some beet juice?"

"I have no idea how to fly this plane"

It's lots of fun when your told that you need to go to a security interview about your clearance investigation.

What did that other ButtsCarleton do