Ahem let me analize:
Mulan: no, unless you mean the dick in her dad which i hope you don’t cause that is a whole other issue
Ariel: she was obsessed with human life as a whole, and even though human men (unlike mer-men) do have dicks, i don’t think that was her main concern
Jasmine: if by dick you mean all the prince dick she was running away from...
Cinderella: no! Homegirl just wanted a night off! All work no play made cindy go cray cray
Megara: that’s.... yeah actually she did sell her soul to hades to save her lover, moving on now....
Jane: i don’t even know what that girl’s goal was but i’d be very concerned if her first thought upon seeing a man acting like a gorilla was “let me get that dick”
Mulan: no, unless you mean the dick in her dad which i hope you don’t cause that is a whole other issue
Ariel: she was obsessed with human life as a whole, and even though human men (unlike mer-men) do have dicks, i don’t think that was her main concern
Jasmine: if by dick you mean all the prince dick she was running away from...
Cinderella: no! Homegirl just wanted a night off! All work no play made cindy go cray cray
Megara: that’s.... yeah actually she did sell her soul to hades to save her lover, moving on now....
Jane: i don’t even know what that girl’s goal was but i’d be very concerned if her first thought upon seeing a man acting like a gorilla was “let me get that dick”