Give me you best sarcasm

When my husband cleans the whole house including dishes and laundry. Lol And I never asked him to and I didn't have to help.

Someone asked me, "Why so serious?" and some part of me instantly fell in love.

Whenever he talks

When they can throw a batarang with 100% accuracy.

When they get the joke without me explaining it

Have you ever ate something that tasted so good both sets of lips get wet?

When he laughs

My girlfriend says when i start talking science.

Everytime i look at my hand

When they can play guitar