American problems

7 years ago by igfrank · 1634 Likes · 13 comments · Popular

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diyrogue · 7 years ago · FIRST

Why not use one of the containers that you get toys in that cost like 50 cents?? The ones in the front of the stores that have those sticky arms or the little gangster guys

chakun · 7 years ago

Because how are you supposed to fight off home invaders with one of those little containers?

funkmasterrex · 7 years ago

ahhh... the sticky arms. *reminisces*

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silvermyth · 7 years ago

A little too small

kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago

That’s what she said

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regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

maybe tic tac boxes idk

engineer · 7 years ago

Or plastic Easter eggs

jimcrichton · 7 years ago

Or a pill bottle, or a film can, or ....

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rachee · 7 years ago

ok when we start getting toddlers choking on ar15's I'll see your point and agree to ban them. Till then ill just think you're a moron.

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Maybe if they took it apart and tried to consume all the individual parts.

famousone · 7 years ago

If a toddler could disassemble an AR, I doubt they'd be dumb enough to eat it.
Hell, odds are better that the Pentagon will pick the kid up.

silvermyth · 7 years ago

You’ve got to be pretty dim to choke on the thing in a kinder egg, they’re pretty big

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chakun · 7 years ago

Any Cadian who can't field strip his own lasgun by age ten was born on the wrong planet.

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