Something's always trying to kill you down under

Honestly, that's an extreme dangerous message, especially in the last of venomous arachnids.

The spider's name was Mr. Skinnylegs.

Yeah our spiders will rip your throat out

The small spiders are some of the most dangerous, though. Have you seen the size of a huntsman compared to a redback? That said, Sydney Funnel Webs are much more venomous and much larger than redbacks or Australian species of huntsman, growing up to 5 cm (2 in) in body length.

"Smol spider is friend-shaped". *proceeds to pet spider cutely*
*cut to a serene river roughly a mile away, where sounds of death and dying due to spider-related shenanigans can be heard in great detail in the distance*

The Midwest has only two deadly spiders: the black widow and the brown recluse. Both are small, and both will frikken kill you.