You are skilled

I openmouth kissed a horse once.

I have a slight gambling problem

I shoved a plunger up my butt when I was 12 to see what it felt like

I one shat on my dad's face by accident... at 12

once I was too lazy to leave my bedroom so I pissed in a bag. I'm a girl.

I have a friend who made a fake Tinder and catfished a guy... not unusual for the boys in my school, but then he arranged to meet this man. He waited in the cafe until the man was about to leave, before approaching him, and “realizing” that they’d “both been stood up by the same girl”. They sat down and had some food together, and talked. In the end, my friend said, “By the way, that girl was me all along.” Then he booked it out of there while the man yelled death threats after him.