On second thought... Not hungry

That's the idea

I'd rather be single AND eat a hot dog off the ground

Friends with benefits?

I think that's the point. They're putting themselves down by saying it's obvious why women don't choose them. They are "a hot dog on the ground," only the most desperate person would consider them after all other options are gone.

Ohhhh! I thought he was one of those "nice guys," you know? Thanks!

I'm glad that class isn't dead in this modern age.

Yo, I'd just scrape off the mud with a plastic knife and eat the remainder.

or if it's in a bun you can just take the hot dog out of the bun if it's sitting up the right way.