Death is considerate

.....You ok silvie?

No one is ok on this site

I am, more or less

I died in 1397

No you died in 1973

Well shit. Looks like you gotta fake your death again.

Silvie nooooooooo
I still had use of you

I’m ok. Some days i think I’m the only one though.

I died in 1387, that’s when the kalmar union happened

I'm Death, I know these things. You died during the final year of the Vietnam War

I didn’t have much to do with the vietnam war.

*brings out the necronomicon*
I'll fix ya silvie

Oh err... ok

This isn't gonna go well.

With any luck I’ll either die again or get transported to my last save point (14th century Denmark).

Man, you suck at remembering to save.
My last save is this morning. I made a habit of saving every time I wake up.

Something weird happened, the way to save is a physical button and it jumps to more and more difficult places.

Well that's tedious.

Certainly, right now it’s in Queen Maud’s land, in Antarctica

*brings you back to life again*

Nah.
*re-dies*

I was kinda talking to silvie here

Ah. Still gonna die tho.

Aren't we all?

Ahhh what the hell, I was resting in peace. More or less. Except for the rituals, pesky kids.

I still have use of you

No you don’t, if I die I have a troll contracted to burn the bones. To avoid any hauntings. And you can’t just steal a kidney without me noticing.

*holds up a bag*
I already took it

*feeling at right side* You bastard, how did you already snatch it??

You wait until they're already talking and steal it while they're distracted

*holding up bag which contains ew’s kidneys* Never share your tricks!

I have more than that, dont worry

What, in your underground kidney vault that I already robbed?

No, that vault belonged to someone else

*muttering* So did the kidneys..

They didn't need them after I killed them

Neither did you, until now. We better get a surgeon, unless you can operate on yourself.

Oh please, I operate on myself all the time

dammit ew, you're a doctor, not a logician

Home done piercings don’t count, ew.

I dont have any piercings

So, what kind of surgery?

Every type

That’s... confusing. You are your own guinea pig?

Yeah. It's hard to get good lab assistants these days

Probably because they’re scared off

Would you be able to recommend me a good lab assistant?

hows the pay?

14 an hour

Ew... 14 WHAT an hour?

13

wait wait wait I'm sorry

14. Take it or leave it

There's a certain amount of risk involved in dealing with you, isn't there? I guess we've got a deal.

Great. I'll see you tomorrow in the lab

Where’s the lab

*whispers you the directions*

Ew, no human sacrifices.

Who said I was doing that?

oh, my bad *wink*

*wink wonk*

Smells fishy

You smell fishy

*slaps you with a fish* I know that

*slaps you wish a bigger fish*

I am the fish

*slaps you with yourself*

now THAT'S fishy *studio applause*

*smiles on a freezeframe*

Badum tss, but the tss is bass boosted

Ba dum BWOOOOOM

Have you seen bass boosted caillou

No, and now I want to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTN0WgltCCc

I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY GOD AND HE IS BALD AND SHITTY

Ja and he listens to this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4f6hLTeAvY&index=76&list=PLSEW_LoxvVOaOltv3gwMblCkd1-ELiUd9

Gorgeous

Do you have anything similarly cursed?

https://youtu.be/p8bkjzU6444
This one

Thank you sensei

No problem my student.
...now stop being a chicken and answer the truth I left ya on truth or dare

Now I have. I drew a lot of funsubsters a while back, and never posted them.

Oh have you?

Ja, but unfortunately I lost the sketchbook. It had some of my best stuff.

Aww man. I wish I could draw, I have more than 100 characters who I'd love to draw

Well, I can do some sketches if you give me a detailed enough description and possibly references

We should probably discuss this on discord. Actually we should probably continue this whole convo on discord, we're disrupting the whole comment section

Good idea

sent the friend request