Being from Hawaii, we get a bunch of different Santas. White, Polynesian, Asian. Essentially whatever fatty feels like doing it for pennies, since it's more a labor of love.
No idea why people throw a shit-fit if some fictional character isn't exactly how they imagined. "No, Santa has to be white. It doesn't make sense if he's not." The dude lives in the North Pole, secluded from society with his elves yet manages to make all the presents and delivers them on flying reindeer in a single night. But you're right, if he's not white then it just won't make sense. Gotta keep that realism, otherwise kids won't believe it.
Does he jack off sperm
No idea why people throw a shit-fit if some fictional character isn't exactly how they imagined. "No, Santa has to be white. It doesn't make sense if he's not." The dude lives in the North Pole, secluded from society with his elves yet manages to make all the presents and delivers them on flying reindeer in a single night. But you're right, if he's not white then it just won't make sense. Gotta keep that realism, otherwise kids won't believe it.
..you bum cracker