This is why the ratio of women capable of roasting someone to men able too is so askew. You can't just insult them, you gotta make it plausible and based off truthiness instead of just being a bitch.
Also, we practice.
Note... I didn't say ALL women.
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Guy: That's why you look like a drunk salamander
Girl: At least I have my own house and haven't been chilling on a friend's couch for 6 months, you broke bitch.
Lmao me and hubby love to do cutdown wars lol. I always win. I was raised with 5 brothers of course I had to be good lol. He hates it the most when I take what he said and use it against him. Like one time he said you can't handle my whopper. So I said more like your whopper jr. Rotflmmfao he said you are a cold ass bitch you know that lol
Me: you a pig faced butthole
Woman: And I could crush what little confidence you have in life if it wasn't covered in all of that FAT.
Me: *tears in eyes* you got me good who's next
Also, we practice.
Note... I didn't say ALL women.
Girl: At least I have my own house and haven't been chilling on a friend's couch for 6 months, you broke bitch.
Woman: And I could crush what little confidence you have in life if it wasn't covered in all of that FAT.
Me: *tears in eyes* you got me good who's next