Astrology is as real as my gf

Well I'm a venomous asshole who looks tough on the outside but is really a softie.

I'm a guy who doesn't even eat much cake

You are my dream man @grimreaper I love hard shelled softies

Finally I'm someone's dream guy

I am just a smol kinky guy with a romantic heart.

Apparently I have a twin, no idea where he is though.

I have 2, one's Canadian and the other is Jordanian.