Cheering up mom

Suprise motherfu*king egg

Damn ninjas and their onions

we say that in croatia too, but we use it for when you want to cook or steam a vegetable really quickly so it stays crunchy

Same. My sister was in the bathroom and yelled out the door to me (11 years old), “Bring me a pad!” I yelled back, “Hold on, I’ve got one in my backpack!” I brought her a notepad. She wanted a period pad. This made her and my mother laugh so hard, they tell the story to this day, about how innocent I was in not knowing what a period pad was. I knew what a pad was. I wanted to screw with my sister, because she’s an annoying b*tch.

And yet you post it on the internet.
(X) doubt