Me wanting a wife like this

Pretty sure after a few glasses of wine a lot of people would do this

@kakaburra I cook bacon like that.

*Rowr!*

OR don't do that, and have nice, fluffy sweater-muffins freshly warm from the oven.

But if she leans too far down her tiddies are gonna touch the oven door

LAWL We can't have our women learning, now, can we? :P