You may be a bad person, but carry on

I'd do the same thing

He’s tweaked, he’ll find something crazy. Continue.

One time I was in a Home Depot with my brother, and some dude bugged out of his mind on something came up to us and was convinced my brother was Pauly Shore. He was so excited to be meeting Pauly Shore. My brother looks nothing like Pauly Shore. I should also mention that security was already escorting him out of the store when he approached us. I hope to this day that guy tells all his friends about the time he met Pauly Shore at a Home Depot.

Did he save popsicle cat?

If I heard a cat I'll look too even if I wasn't on drugs