I once lived around the corner from a nightclub and my bedroom window was right above the only place to get burgers after midnight, so I got to hear a lot of funny drunk convo's.
My fave was:
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"You don't even know her!"
" I don't care! I love her!"
" You don't even know what she does!!"
" I don't care, I love her!!"
" You don't even know what her parents do!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE! I LOVE HER!!!!!!"
I work on the street that leads to a parking garage, so I hear a bunch of dumb shit after the bars close too. My favorite one involved a girlfriend arguing with her boyfriend.
"That's not fucking normal!"
"Babe, come on..."
"No, fuck that. That's weird, Chad. Why the fuck would you ask me that."
"Crystal said..."
"CRYSTAL?! Ask that skank to do it then, you fucking weirdo!"
My fave was:
.
"You don't even know her!"
" I don't care! I love her!"
" You don't even know what she does!!"
" I don't care, I love her!!"
" You don't even know what her parents do!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE! I LOVE HER!!!!!!"
"That's not fucking normal!"
"Babe, come on..."
"No, fuck that. That's weird, Chad. Why the fuck would you ask me that."
"Crystal said..."
"CRYSTAL?! Ask that skank to do it then, you fucking weirdo!"