What a good time

Rip you legend

Good, long life.

That's great because you truly can't predict the following word based on what came before.

Australia: Where every situation is bound to happen.

Thomas, the man, the myth, the legend. Sleep peacefully

Murphy’s lesser known law: everything that can and cannot happen will happen in Australia.
I mean, we all remember The Great Emu War.

so Thomas was a blind, bissexual goose involved in a polyamorous interracial relationship, well into his golden years, who took care of his extended family's younglings? well... fuck humanity.