My whole life's flashing before my eyes

for me it's the third year since I was born that ends with 8. doesn't sound like a lot.

I just told my husband "OMG 2008 was 10 years ago!" He said "YUP! Simple math, good job honey." That fucker lmao

And thank god it’s over, that was a time of shame, too much hairspray, and questionable fashion choices

When you learn how to substract 10 from the current year.
...wait, we already knew how to substract 18 to the current year thanks to porn sites.

It is really weird

"I love the young people"