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chakun
· 7 years ago
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Isn't he married? Like I'm not Elon's biggest fan, but that just seems like a low blow.
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celticrose
· 7 years ago
I believe he is seperated again.
deleted
· 7 years ago
He’s really awkward when he’s married too
under_fire
· 7 years ago
He doesn't need a girlfriend when he has the love of his life: rockets
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sm19
· 7 years ago
He's been married 3 times according to google - twice to the same person.
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pripyatplatypus
· 7 years ago
There's one thing he can't buy. A dinosaur.
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celticrose
· 7 years ago
He could totally buy a fossilized dinosaur.
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natethegreat
· 7 years ago
If he wanted he could have a bad bitch just bouncing on his dick, bouncing on his dick, boun-bouncing on his dick.
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adorkable
· 7 years ago
Wasn’t he dating Amber Heard?
miniwheats
· 7 years ago
i volunteer
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