My life is a lie

His parents were heterozygous with the square sponge gene being recessive if you wanna be simple about it. Here is a video where Film Theory goes into detail about how it could be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cMCo7lyQoY

Or Spongebob was created artificially.

*GASP*

Why would a sponge be living in a pineapple?

I knew someone was gonna say that. But for real, cookies living in water? They’d just get soggy and fall apart.

You have a good point, but Spongebob takes a shower underwater and sits around a fire multiple times AND I was pretty young when I thought about it.

Also sponge bob goes to the beach multiple times but can't swim in the underwater ocean they have