If only I was less ugly

His heterosexuality maybe

There is a such thing as gay for pay. The one getting sucked has to enjoy it, not him. I'm pretty sure most janitors don't like cleaning other people's poo but they do it anyway for the money, you only have to care the person paying you is happy with the work you did. Not anyone else's fault if he doesn't want to do what he needs to do to make money, we all do stuff we don't like to pay the bills, that's why it's called work and not play.

@mialinay : then still there is an option to become a Gigolo.. or just find a suitable customer and serve.....