Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile
Lost a Wheel
And the Joker (Got Away / Took Ballet)
Hey!
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
Mr Freeze
Cut the Cheese
And Then He Ran Away
Ollie Ollie Ollie
Legs in the trolley
Balls on the biscuit tin
Sitting on the grass
With a finger up yer ass
Playin with yer dingalingaling
My primary school was a bit btec
Did anyone do this one?
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
O’er the hills we go
Crashing into trees (crash crash crash)
Snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
Til I wake up in the hospital
With stitches in my head!
And then for the chorus we’d do the “Jingle bells, Batman smells” version.
One of my personal favorites.
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Uncle billy
Lost his willy
On the motorway
Batmobile
Lost a wheel
And the Joker got away
Aunty Ruby
Lost her booby
On the motorway
The Batmobile lost its wheels and the Joker took ballet, hey!
Super granny lost her fanny on the way to bed
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile
Lost a Wheel
And the Joker (Got Away / Took Ballet)
Hey!
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
Mr Freeze
Cut the Cheese
And Then He Ran Away
Riding on his mother
Pulled her tit
Made her shit
And had another brother
......
Wtf was going on in my childhood?!?!?
Legs in the trolley
Balls on the biscuit tin
Sitting on the grass
With a finger up yer ass
Playin with yer dingalingaling
My primary school was a bit btec
Que vive bajo un puente
cuando se tira un peo
él mata a la gente
.-.
I love you,
You love me,
Let's be friends and kill Barney
With an AK47 lying on the floor
No more purple dinosaur
I Hate You
You Hate Me
Let's Drive Barney Up a Tree
With a Gunshot to the Head
Now that Stupid Dinos Dead
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
O’er the hills we go
Crashing into trees (crash crash crash)
Snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
Til I wake up in the hospital
With stitches in my head!
And then for the chorus we’d do the “Jingle bells, Batman smells” version.
One of my personal favorites.