Ahead of it’s time!

You should know

I have so many alter-egos that I lose track. It's like someone keeps making cheesy remakes of my old memories and just giving them to me.

That sounds pretty annoying, but it could be a sweet mercy. It's probably better the less you remember about your "hipster emo" phase.

No, this is not real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx42nVwVZcE