Amen , people.

Nonexistent man. Nobody knows what happened to him

Also his brother flake man, says he'll bring nonexistent man over but never shows up.

His cousin Ditch-man isn't all that nice. Always runs off when the bill comes.

Yo, Indecisive Girl, that'd be me

Colin Mochrie, is that you?

*runs away*

Looking back, that is a very foolish power.

I feel like Bible Man could be cool. If he did what Christians are supposed to do, go out and help others, serve others, help the needy (physically, not just praying) and do good.
So basically an Uncle Iroh, but religion based.

No he's a superhero in purple and gold spandex. Here's a video of him.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_yyt46wpjE8

The real one isn't as good as it should've been.

Belongs to the high society of the internet though

I mean, as long as you're selfish and only use the power to your own benefit

Yeah but everyones coming up with a power that is irrelevant, not useless. Idk i was going for something truly pointless even with its intended use

#YODO