I already know how short mine is
6 years ago by homerthefat · 1064 Likes · 14 comments · Popular
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pokethebear
· 6 years ago
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*does thumb stretching exercises*
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sunflowers
· 6 years ago
If I were a man, my dick would be huge! How accurate is that again?
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pokethebear
· 6 years ago
Not at all, my thumb is only 2.5”.
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sunflowers
· 6 years ago
I'm not sure how I feel about your comment.
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bethorien
· 6 years ago
I too would have a huge dick in the case I was a man. Maybe that's why women are born women. Their dicks would be too big if they were men and the other men would feel even more inadequate.
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zombie_slayr
· 6 years ago
wtf do you mean even more
guest
· 6 years ago
*Looking at my tiny unmanly thumb* seems about right...
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shiftingsands
· 6 years ago
*checks thumb* yeah definitely not true.
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guest
· 6 years ago
Aparently ive swapped genders and am now female
hood
· 6 years ago
Wait dose this mean you have no thumbs? Wait dose this mean women don't have thumbs! *mind explodes*
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hood
· 6 years ago
Ha jokes on you i read the whole thing.... dose that mean I'm going to turn into a woman now?
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qGvMjgLXBi0
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hood
· 6 years ago
... not cool man... but still hella funny
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yamz
· 6 years ago
Doubt..