No matter which one I'm dress like at the time you better not get between me and my football. If I miss seeing a goal because of you I don't even care if it's your house you better find the damn door.
Im both and I don't even like sport
Me on the left: I'm not having it so you better fuck off
Me on the right: I'm running into those bitches that hate my cute ass so imma be extra as shit so they even hate me more!
Because women are so one dimensional that it is impossible for them to want to look pretty and actually enjoy sports at the same time. Obvioisly there have to be specific clothing requirements to seem genuine, and these incidentally apply to one gender only. Fascinating.
Me on the left: I'm not having it so you better fuck off
Me on the right: I'm running into those bitches that hate my cute ass so imma be extra as shit so they even hate me more!
Just the usual
Don't I just love my anti fans