This is a proven FACT

Yeah this happened to me too...Why?

Only if you touch your naughty bits with your bare hands. Cause, like, there's toilet paper, you know...

I know TP will not get all of it or even enough to stop the feeling of regret that ya gonna feel if ya do touch the naughty bits. Yours or your unsuspecting SO. I did that one time to a GF after eating crawfish. I wiped my hands off on some paper towels and even “rinsed” my hands off with some water but never actually washed all the CF juice off my fingers with soap. She was doubled over in pain as she soaked herself in the shower for a loooooong time. Then she threatened to cut JR off. I didn’t get lucky that night or couple of nights after. So just take the time to actually wash yo hands with soap an water really good, so ya can get lucky.