I'm not sure if-

Yes I do have 1 year of 0 experience in speaking United States! Funny that you ask

"Do you speak United States?
- ...is that a trick question, Officer?
- Aaaaaand you failed the test. Get out of here."

Excuse me, stewardess...I speak jive.

Yeah I speak United States
FREEDOM
DEMOCRACY
HOTDOG
BURGER
DIABEETUS

UNITED STATES MOTHERFUCKER!
DO YOU SPEAK IT!!