Aussies

Wait, so you’re telling me that people outside of Australia don’t bring crocodiles to baby showers?

There’s a crocodile somewhere on this earth born on the same day as me

someone needs to write a story about a modern prince who grows up with a pet croc. Anyone who opposes him has to deal with his "ambassador from Australia"

Yeah but the thing that sucks about this is that it had to be taken away from its mother. All for the amusement of some little spoiled brat. But that's just me