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klymaxx
· 6 years ago
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I botched my first blowjob by taking the name too literally lol I didn't cause him any pain, he was just like "wtf??" I didn't get a nickname out of it though
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diyrogue
· 6 years ago
Same but it was sexting rather than first actual one. He was so confused.
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
my first GF wound up tugging on my dick up and down, damn near punching my nuts... so... apparently this lack of education is more widespread than we fear.
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
oh... and then the teeth.
mialinay
· 6 years ago
I hope you taught her
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
it was 8th grade, we broke up shortly after; didn't have the time. Looking back we should have experimented with each other more; we'd both be better off.