John Smith was savage

Even worse!

A "pedovage", if you will.
(or savophile, if you prefer; but you won't, because that's stupid.)

One that's been aged up to not seem as creepy
Also a lot of girls boobs can get pretty big right away when they start puberty

"That is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but that is what peak performance looks like."
(Apologies for taking liberties with the quote)

I have no quarrel with the “peak performance of the female body” or whatever. It’s just that she reached that peak at 13 oh well. I already knew that Disney wasn’t realistic