It's a wonder she got the pasta to cook. I got a box of dick pasta as a gag gift. I think it was called Dick n Cheese or Mac a Dick...idk lol Anyway, I couldn't get the pasta to cook, even after boiling the sh*t out of them, so I called the customer service number on the box to tell them what a funny yet horrible product it was. The guy told me "nobody likes a soft dick" It was the best response I could have gotten
I have NEVER seen that in a normal grocery store only in places like Spencers lol