Thanks

Body hair in general? No. But you will get a lot of hair on the bottoms of your thighs for whatever reason.

Sight? Nah.

How about the worst acne in the world, which causes no end of actual pain?

Yeah, I really like how my ass feels like my neckbeard now, thanks puberty!

Me: I'd like body hair
Genes: You mean a fur-like covering of your chest that stops at your arms?
Me: N-
Genes: But you also want so little hair on your legs that you'd never notice there's hair there?
Me: Not really, n-
Genes: That's what your getting!

I love my nipple hair. So does your mom