Ready your weapons

what the fuck is this? Strawberry foot pizza?

This is even worse than that pea and mayonnaise

Woah, let them do them.
If they wanna make a disgusting pizza, then fine.
No need to raise fire and pitchforks.

I really though this was some body part fucked with some weird disease

This reminds me of that Japanese chef who got himself neutered then served up his genitalia to a select few. The pic post-amputation but pre-braising with button mushroom garnish.